“Right, we need to talk about anal sex,” she said, looking very uncomfortable. There were a few giggles that went unacknowledged. “It’s dangerous. That… area… is designed for things to come out of, not go into. It’s also dirty.”
Incongruously, the smell of fresh baking drifted on the air. This was, after all, the cookery department.
Her face was already red, so she simply added, “Up until quite recently it was also illegal.”